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Protein-packed toilet paper is a great way to up your protein in the bathroom.
Costco has officially outdone itself. We all knew they were the go-to spot for bulk savings, but now they’ve entered the fitness world in the most unexpected way—introducing Protein-Packed Toilet Paper! 💪 Because why should your gym routine stop at the squat rack?
Protein Packed Toilet Paper, 18 rolls – $24.99
Less $5 Instant Savings
Final Cost: $19.99 shipped
Yes, you heard that right. This gym-bro-approved toilet paper is designed for those who believe every part of life should contribute to their gains. Because why stop at protein shakes when your bathroom routine can help you hit your macros too? Strong glutes deserve strong toilet paper. 🍑
Gone are the days of wasting valuable eating time in the bathroom. Now, with every trip to the throne, you’re fueling your fitness journey.
Here’s why you need this toilet paper in your life:
- ✔️ 30g of Protein Per Sheet – No excuses, every rep (or wipe) counts!
- ✔️ Infused with Creatine & BCAAs – For maximum recovery post-leg day.
- ✔️ Extra Thick & Absorbent – Just like your muscle gains.
- ✔️ Wipes Away Weakness – Say goodbye to those half-hearted gym sessions.
- ✔️ Bulk Pack for the Bulked-Up – 12 rolls, because real lifters don’t run out.
Here’s what the bros are saying:
“Bro, I was skeptical, but after one use, I hit a new PR. Coincidence? I think not.” – Chad
“Finally, a product that understands me. I’m never using regular toilet paper again.” – Kyle
“My girlfriend thought this was a joke, but I caught her using it… Gains for everyone!” – Derek
APRIL FOOLS! Protein might be sneaking its way into nearly everything lately, but your toilet paper is safe… for now. 🧻 We’ve been flexing our funny bone all day with parody products and this is yet another silly stunt from our Hip2Save team!
Happy April Fools’ Day! 🎉 Don’t miss this hidden surprise and check out more April Fool’s fun!
